Saturday, October 23, 2010

Jokes!

Here is a joke for you all: Knock Knock, Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Don't cry it is only a joke. Funny, right? Well the kids have really been into jokes lately and that is one often said. Some others are: Why did the chicken cross the road (to get to the other side), and Why did the dog sit in the sun (he wanted to be a hot dog).

Tonight as we were driving home, the kids were talking and we weren't really listening and then I hear Brennan yelling at me, "Mom, Listen me!" Yes? "Mom, why did the leaf fall off the tree in the dirt?" Me, thinking he wanted a scientific explanation began telling him things, and he kept saying, "no, no". And repeating the question. Finally somehow I realized he was asking me a joke. So I asked, why? "It needed to be a hot dog!" Haa haa! Really funny. "Mom, listen me!" Yes? "Why did the chicken live in the sun?" Why? "It needed to be a hot dog." Oh, my kid is a comedian, where does he come up with these things??? Last joke. "Mom, why did the duck cross the road?" Scott piped up, thinking he knew the answer--it needed to be a hot dog. "No! Cause we need to hit the duck!" Really? Not so funny, yet soooo funny!

3 comments:

Heather said...

oh my goodness. my kids have been making up knock-knock jokes and none of them make sense or are funny. they laugh so hard though so that is funny. kids are so silly!!!

Ali Garner said...

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Em said...

that's a great joke :)