Here is a joke for you all: Knock Knock, Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Don't cry it is only a joke. Funny, right? Well the kids have really been into jokes lately and that is one often said. Some others are: Why did the chicken cross the road (to get to the other side), and Why did the dog sit in the sun (he wanted to be a hot dog).
Tonight as we were driving home, the kids were talking and we weren't really listening and then I hear Brennan yelling at me, "Mom, Listen me!" Yes? "Mom, why did the leaf fall off the tree in the dirt?" Me, thinking he wanted a scientific explanation began telling him things, and he kept saying, "no, no". And repeating the question. Finally somehow I realized he was asking me a joke. So I asked, why? "It needed to be a hot dog!" Haa haa! Really funny. "Mom, listen me!" Yes? "Why did the chicken live in the sun?" Why? "It needed to be a hot dog." Oh, my kid is a comedian, where does he come up with these things??? Last joke. "Mom, why did the duck cross the road?" Scott piped up, thinking he knew the answer--it needed to be a hot dog. "No! Cause we need to hit the duck!" Really? Not so funny, yet soooo funny!
3 comments:
oh my goodness. my kids have been making up knock-knock jokes and none of them make sense or are funny. they laugh so hard though so that is funny. kids are so silly!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
that's a great joke :)
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